Saturday, December 2, 2006

Brief Notes on Recognizing & Getting Over Lonliness

Breaking up is hard to do. Especially when you’re a female past thirty five and it dawns on you that might the last dick you’ll ever get. For guys it’s less so. But even if you’re one who’s rare to get some and you convinced that 6 and half girl from the adjacent apartment to sleep with you a few times; it may be hard to come to terms with the fact that she was only interested because she was borred.

Though humans are a widely diverse species we are united, ironically, in that at some point we all experience loneliness.

This cruel, vulnerable, and intolerable state is not to be mocked or laughed about, but rather amended. It’s my pleasure to help in this process with the following suggestion.

Over 35 and just broke up with that long-term boyfriend? Let’s get you to a bar, liquor up the boys and before they know it, you’ll have a new, younger boy, running from your bed almost as quickly as he stumbled into it. Not getting enough and your guy friends are making fun of you? Well tiger, let’s get you some new clothes, new shoes, a new haircut because nothing makes the ladies run like a man who looks well groomed and possibly gay.

http://www.bravotv.com/Queer_Eye

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